mountain dew doesn’t feel like a soda you can order at a restaurant. you can’t sit down at a restaurant, ask for a mountain dew, and then sip it out of a glass cup. it’s like you either have to get it at taco bell or you have to get a 2 liter of it and drink it right from the bottle. there are no other options for mountain dew.
me, thinking about how deeply flawed the modern world is: this shit is bananas *deep sigh* b - a - n - a - n - a - s :(
“Mothman used to be Caterpillarman”
You fool. Mothman isn’t a literal moth man. That’s just the name us humans gave him since we couldn’t comprehend his true shape and nature.
When women empower each other it’s magical
Shostakovich’s First Symphony, 1935, Pavel Filonov